Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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