Swine flu. Run for my life!
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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