omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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