But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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