no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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