We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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