it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
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You. Win. At. Life.
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is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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