using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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