At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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