We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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