two words: eviction party
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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