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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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