Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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