How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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