They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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