that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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