HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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