We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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