At least make sure they are 18
Why
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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