You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
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Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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