He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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