you guys were way drunker than both of me
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey