Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
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On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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