How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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