There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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