He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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