You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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