i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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