I want to stick my p in your. b.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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