And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
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Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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