What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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