He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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