Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
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We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
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He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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