so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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