She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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