Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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