Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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