There was a lot of him and a little penis
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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