I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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