Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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