I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
