I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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