i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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