some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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