so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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