clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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