If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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