would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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