I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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