hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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