ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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