I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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