i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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