I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Your cock deserves a montage
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You are the jesus of drinking
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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