You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
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Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
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Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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