he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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