I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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